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Queering UEFA 2012

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Looking at UEFA 2012 posters, I think the designers have already queered it enough, so I will just be giving you daily roundups of the matches, and for that, I think Hakan and Jim will be the best commentators.

Hakan and Jim are fictional characters. Just imagine the roundups to be a daily series coming to you every midnight CET.

Jim is our American queen, who refers to football as soccer. Taking advantage of the fact that most people around him do not pronounce “soccer” properly, he decides to distort the pronunciation a little bit to be closer to “sucker”.

Hakan is a Turkish sultana, who is still pretty much in the closet – Jim’s closet most of the times. He has to act super macho while he’s around his football-fanatic friends and family members, so he knows whatever there is to know about football, teams, coaches, and, of course, the sexy players.

Hakan and James are in a relationship. The American queen doesn’t know anything about football and is always in need for the sultana’s expertise to understand Istanbul during the UEFA 2012 fever.

Hakan’s & Jim’s daily roundups of UEFA 2012 matches  will be coming soon; it will be loads of Queer fun.

I’m a fan of the “Azzuri” – the Italian National Team. I think Hakan should be too, so I could enjoy writing. 😛
Look at them – they’re really hot!

(Photo by Massimo Cebrelli/Getty Images)



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